I have to sit next to a very beautiful girl and the young guy

across keeps checking her out. Hes embarrassed that I see him.

His eyebrow ring looks infected and his cologne smells like someone is drilling me between the eyes.

When he gets off his seat is taken by a man who I think has wet his pants.

The heat is up so high I spend a lot of this trip opening windows for people.

They are poorly designed. No-one has coughed today.